Chunky Monkey

Damn girl, you got that chunky monkey. Talking about that sweet vagina.
by Copzack April 16, 2025
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Squeegy Monkey

A Squeegy Monkey is just another thing to call someone rude, annoying, slow, or dumb. It overall is just a mean thing to call somebody.... this is dumb
Person taking forever in the bathroom getting ready or something
Roommate: Hurry up Squeegy Monkey!
by Mr.Checkers August 6, 2021
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Phuck Monkey

A guy who has a bad habit and gets great enjoyment of randomly rubbing his Weinner on anything and everting , laughing like a Japanese little girl , acting like a retard at Chucky Cheese . As he Rockes Out with is cock out .
That Phuck Monkey is out there rubbing his weinner down my truck again .
by Lord Phuck Boy May 18, 2023
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monkey hang

When your dumb ass boyfriend leaves the toilet seat up, leaving you to nearly fall in. However, you somehow catch yourself before your cheeks touch the water. Causing yourself to hold your weight on the rim of the bowl.
"Holy shit (his dumb ass name here) I just had to monkey hang because you forgot to put the seat down, AGAIN!"
by Hisgirlfriend182 January 10, 2014
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Monkey pumping

Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.
Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in our family tree house
by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025
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