Time travel

A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.

guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person

Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021

Triple BT Time (BBBT)

The act of a midget banging a belly button hence "Triple B T Time"

My buddy left me to go to do a belly button bang time.

My midget boyfriend said it was time for triple BT time (BBBT) he banged the f*** out of my belly button.

by Jayjayandhisgirl April 27, 2025

TMBPOAT (the most beautiful person of all time)

Some who is genuinely stunning both inside and out and has an amazing sense of style and a beautiful smile to match it. When you meet this person you will know it instantly and probably not be able to look away, you will be captivated completely and utterly.

‘Wow who is that?’ *jaw hangs open slightly* ‘that’s Layla, she’s TMBPOAT (the most beautiful person of all time) I can’t believe I’ve had the pleasure to meet her’

by Algy February 1, 2024

Dude Time

A frame of mind in which a person is in his own time and space. A person on Dude Time never has his ringer on his cell phone and doesn't wear a watch. He has no clocks on the wall and the microwave and the oven times are based off the last power failure. Dude Time basically means you live a schedule free life with know itinerary and don't ever know what time it is, nor wonder what time it may be.

He said he was coming to the watch the game with us but who knows when he will get here because he is on dude time.

by thedudebrown87 August 6, 2025

stuck in time

A phrase used to describe a place or thing to be stuck in a certain year or era usually used to described old antiques or creepy pieces of old furniture.

“look how old that chair is it looks stuck in time”

by wtommy February 27, 2023

Stuck on caveman time

Using inferior technology or being stuck in the past.

Buddy #1: "Did you see Jeffery? He's using a flip phone!"

Buddy #2: "That guy's stuck on caveman time."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 13, 2024

residual screen time

The duration of time when your screen device (e.g. smartphone) displays some non-blackout images whilst you aren't actively staring at the screen device — hence counted as "screen time" on its Screen Time app despite not harming your eyesight in any way

I love how my phone tracks residual screen time; I might not be staring at it, but those non-blackout images still rack up the hours like I'm glued to the screen!

by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025