Hog Nut

A large pinch of snuff, dip, or chewing tobacco

Johnny: “Hey bubba let me get a dip”
Earl: “you need a hog nut for that bottom lip”

by Longhead69 December 2, 2023

Nut Thoughts

The wide array of bad thoughts a man experiences for a few minutes after masturbation.

Directly at ter masturbating to a picture of his lifelong crush, he felt a little guilty and wondered if he even liked her at all, but those were just nut thoughts.

by Ianrayc March 14, 2019

Nut Choker Pants

Guy's pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.

Nate wearing those nut choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.

Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those nut choker pants.

Nate's girlfriend finally went Lorena Bobbittn his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for nut choker pants.

by Ice86 November 30, 2022

hangover nut

Half-hearted masturbation the morning after a bender with the hope that jerking to completion will somehow help alleviate the symptoms of your hangover.

Q: Damn man why did you drain all of the hot water?

A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.

by Connie Linquos March 12, 2014

Pee Nut Butter

The product made from the fat and protein components of a Homo-sapien's pee and nut.
It is a semi-solid emulsion at room temperature, consisting of approximately 80% nutterfat.

-Matt , do you want some pee nut butter on your toast ?
-Sure , Alyza , it's so tasty !

by Ａｓｈｅｓ January 14, 2021

Sucka Da Nuts

Ummmm, no...I think not.

“Ayyyyy....sucka da nuts!”

by G4444 January 22, 2020

liquid nut butter

A term for “almond milk” commonly used in Amish-populated areas, particularly Ohio and Pennsylvania.

Person 1: “Do you want some milk?”
Person 2: “No, I’m lactose intolerant. I’ll have the liquid nut butter instead.”

by LostGirl1231 February 12, 2024