California Corn Dog with Ketchup

A California Corn Dog that takes place whilst the woman is on her period.

Person 1: "I wasn't expecting Lucy to add ketchup to my California Corn Dog"
Person 2: "Well, I'd take a California Corn Dog with Ketchup any day over one with mustard!"

by Chef Boyardoofus January 23, 2018

A big fat mad dog

A human being who won’t stop going on about is silver Toyota and the fact that it’s the best car in the world. He is a Richard Hammond wannabe and dresses like a retired nonce

Jesus Christ Gary stop talking about your crap car you’re just a big fat mad dog

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

mac-n-dog sandwiches

Mac and cheese with sliced off hot dogs in a sandwich. It's the most delicious thing in existence.

Yo, mom can I get a mac-n-dog sandwiches before I leave?

by fakeralsoof October 1, 2020

Chicago Chili cheese dog

when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese

"Dat broad is crazy! After two or tree road pops she'll let ya give her da old Chicago chili cheese dog!"

by Crispy713 November 22, 2021

dog-eat-kitten-world

When something only bad happens to someone/something and there is nothing they could have done to stop/prevent it.
Coined by Mark Fogarty(freind of Osama Bin Laden)

"did you hear about the school shooting?"
"yeah its a real dog-eat-kitten-world out there"

by fishdog seed March 18, 2023

Old dog new trick

Saying you can or can't teach something to someone once they've gotten past the time when they learned their ideals/ways. Saying you can or can't change someones mind about their long term opinions or beliefs. can be referring to a human as well.

A: my dog won't listen when I tell him to sit!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!

by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022

At least I have a dog

A term used as a counter offensive to when someone says an insult towards you. This quote was originated by an infuriated Mark in a playstation party one day

Fuck you, kill yourself
"At least I have a Dog"

by Some random 11 year old January 10, 2023