Doing a Tom

Repeatedly getting back with your ex multiple times despite the toxicity of your relationship and your friends’ better judgement.

Oh for gods sake, Becky. This is the third time you’ve broken up, don’t be doing a Tom.

by Poontangclan December 1, 2018

You do not care if I die

So why you expect me to care is a mystery to me. The YouTube trash loves to watch me suffer and some of them are pretending to be me to rape (seemly) and they YouTube retards are just allowing it. It seems like the only thing the YouTube freaks care about is YouTube freaks and they care only BECAUSE they themselves are YouTube freaks.

Hym "So no I do not care that that nigga got shot. He is in those circles. He (like the Japanese) could have done something for me that would have made me care whether or not he died. Something that is very specific. But you do not care if I die as I sit here messaging my face and skull to alleviate the pressure that slowly builds up in my head through the day as you make me live through a hell of my own description that resembles a black mirror episode. Fuck you. You had BETTER HOPE they don't kill all of you because the cover-up dies with you. Notice how I am not being murdered. I have yet to be murdered. Maybe some attempts. It seems and looks like you tried to bully me to death with weaponized schizophrenia and accidently got lIAM paYne to jump off a balcony. But I still haven't been murdered. I wonder what's happening there? Charlie Kirk is apparently this wonderful fucking. He's over the smashing pussy and getting paid to be a YouTard. Why is he getting murdered and not me? I'm getting 'survivor's guilt' over here guys. WHY NOT MEEEEEEE!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"

by Hym Iam September 11, 2025

what can you do if you get scammed

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die

Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!

by DaRealKey November 13, 2019

do brah

The term used to describe someone that is being a toltal do brah.

Stop being such a do brah.

by Oofer Man May 30, 2018

How Do You Understand Women

You cant.

(dude 1); Bro my girl is soo confusing.
(dude 2); That's not gonna change homie.
(dude 1); How Do You Understand Women???
(dude 2); You cant.

by TheSemiWiseChild February 16, 2022

Do it like it's your Bday

Very trendy on TikTok title and lyric from Joseline Hernandez's Do it like it's your Bday (Baby)

Do it like it's your Bday Baby been stuck in my head all day.

by Nicki Minajbarbie April 5, 2022

Doing a William

"Doing a William" is falling asleep on top of the bed naked with your dick in your hand, followed by your roommate entering the room and then takes a photo.

I need my own room so I don't get caught "Doing a William"

by Definitely Not William June 2, 2021