Blog Monkey

Someone who has stumbled blindly onto blogging, became quickly obsessed, learned the ropes, and now spends quite a bit of time blogging.

Inspired by magazine article: This Trained Monkey Spends Most of Time in His Master’s Workshop (Sep, 1929 Modern Mechanix)

Wow, you are quite a blog monkey! I didn't know you even knew how to blog.

Any blog monkey can write a blog if left alone long enough with a computer!

by THE Martini Mike December 29, 2010

Junkie Monkey

Nickname for people that do drugs and is built like a Junkie

Fucken oath lad, you're a Junkie Monkey looking like that.

by JunkieMonke May 18, 2021

Ninja Monkey Death Bread

Bread, that is eaten with pasta, and is thrown in a ninja-like fashion across the table aimed at people, to which effect, people jump up in an attempt to escape in a similar way to which monkeys would.

The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!

Suffer my Ninja Monkey Death Bread!!!

by N.M.D.B. Master August 20, 2010

monkey

an animal

thats a monkey

by h1onabout October 21, 2023

Monkey Buccaneer

When absolutely NOBODY asked!!!!!!!!!!! STFU You Dumb Braindead failed abortion. You got Discord? Search up Monkey Buccaneer in gifs and realize that no one cares.

Teammate: I saw a vigil in the site
You: Monkey Buccaneer tryna find who asked?

by BruhhhhhhhhB:2 March 11, 2021

Monkey

a person whom you love more than the universe, someone you want to spend the rest of your life with.

You are my monkey, I could never live without you.

by monkeylover888 July 30, 2023

Tea Monkeys

A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger

Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!

Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?

Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel

by Superior shaft Sam October 31, 2020