The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.
Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.
by meatbaggie November 10, 2019
Gyal name Mariah jack is the most loyal gyal out here right now she wouldn't horn you and she could cook roti plus she funny get a gyal like mariah
Boy1: Aye boy you see that smallie going CuC?
Boy2: who Mariah jack?
Boy1: yes boy I hear she is de perfect gyal she don't horn plus she funny and she could cook
Boy 2: I need a gyal like Mariah yes
Boy 1: same but it don't have anyone like Mariah
Boy2: who Mariah jack?
Boy1: yes boy I hear she is de perfect gyal she don't horn plus she funny and she could cook
Boy 2: I need a gyal like Mariah yes
Boy 1: same but it don't have anyone like Mariah
by Mariah 👑 November 23, 2021
by Papa Jpowpowpow February 20, 2022
A person who feels the need to destroy everyone’s property for no reason other than because he’s an arse hole.
by Jesus f’kn Christ July 23, 2021
This nigga is an absolute dumbfuck. He gets 0 bitches and constantly hets bullied at school. Nobody likes him and the very thought of him grants displeasure. He leaves a trail of misery and idiocy every where he goes and has the iq of a carrot. Jack is the type of guy to call a boy with his girlfriend “sus” he thinks that everything is a meme and will t-pose at funerals. He’s an over shrimp dicked nigger who gets butt raped by every homesexial Pakistanis
by Negroslayer69 July 02, 2023
by DinkyMcdungus November 14, 2022
ticket taker at movie theater whose job is to tear tickets. often these people have an extremely hard time performing their sole job duty.
The movie is about to start, we hand our tickets to fumble jack, for a soiled minute he sits there in his wheel chair rubbing our tickets together, finally accomplishing his mangling of our souvenir Harry Potter tickets, he says "thank you", yeah "thank you" we chuckle as we walk away then, I head back to the rest room, who is there STANDING UP, yep, Fumble Jack, he got the last laugh, turns out the wheel chair is a standard accessory for the job.
by evil ian November 20, 2010