Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.

Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!

by Big-t Tarzan December 4, 2023

Doing a cling

Someone who only has friends that smokes weed (ain’t that suspicious)

Look at him he’s doing a cling

by Yo-yo a dooo February 26, 2021

Doing a Kurt

managing to get away with skiving for a whole 8 hour shift at work and getting away with it.

Are you going to do any work today?

No I'm doing a Kurt.

by JimboJonesthe12th November 10, 2009

do you know da way

It's a derpy Knuckles meme (from Sonic) that is known as "Uganda Knuckles"

Do you know da way? No you do not know da way.

by I_AM_DA_ACE January 11, 2018

Doing a Gert

Doing anything, apart from the actual thing you are meant to be doing, at any one time.

See that guy there, he's doing a Gert. Not getting it done today.

by Workhorse1 September 7, 2021

doing a jacuzzi

Sexual harassment, often used by CEOs

Bob reprimanded me for doing a jacuzzi with a coworker

by dodhelvete September 27, 2024

If You Do Let Me Express Myself, I Am Going To Kill You

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If You Do Let Me Express Myself, I Am Going To Kill You

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 28, 2025