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Diversify Your Bonds

Originated from the hit show "The Chappelle Show" (Wu-tang skit) it means to:

1. To do or obtain different things.
2. To add diversity and versitility to your list skills.
If you're tryin to get in the biz you gonna have to diversify your bonds son.
by Sol.. August 22, 2006
mugGet the Diversify Your Bondsmug.

handle your business

to masterbate; to do whatever it is you need to do to get something accomplished.
You know what you need to do, so just handle your business!
by greengumby1 September 27, 2006
mugGet the handle your businessmug.

balls on your forehead

A friendly farewell amongst headbangers, similar to "have a great day" or "Live long and prosper".

It stems from the concept that if a male were to "bang" (i.e. have sexual intercourse with) someone's head, their balls would be on the person's forehead.
Instead of goodbye to your headbanger friend, say, "Balls on your forehead!"
by Bob Squash July 4, 2004
mugGet the balls on your foreheadmug.

pop your cherry

when a guy wants to get a girl embarrased by telling you that he wants to fuck you
Alec(the man whore): i wanna pop your cherry!
Montana: me too!
Alex: don't forget about me!!

you know what? just shut up!
by none February 14, 2005
mugGet the pop your cherrymug.

pop your clogs

If you don't shut up, I'll have Caroline pop your clogs.
by JOE August 26, 2003
mugGet the pop your clogsmug.

Pooping your pants

When you have anal sex with an African American person.
"Dude, this girl just pooped her pants!"
"Damn! Her butt must be loose!"
"Yeah! She loves pooping her pants, cool girl really"
"Yeah, pooping your pants sounds fun"
by Jungle fever addict September 3, 2016
mugGet the Pooping your pantsmug.

fuck your self

Why the fuck are you even here and type this in urbandictionary anyway? I mean i can go fuck my self right now if you wont stop reading and yes, Welcome to the Internet( you're a bitch btw).
Person 1 - hey do you have a life?
Person 2 -Guys, just go Fuck your self
by AGotALife September 28, 2017
mugGet the fuck your selfmug.

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