monkey's playhouse

A rare website said to be part of the "Dark Web" it is rumored to contain things ranging from drugs to the buying and selling of people.

Can you find the Monkey's Playhouse

by Anonymous9151 May 13, 2016

Monkey ball

Another word for basketball

Jaden broke his elbow playing Monkey Ball

by Rigurousally May 10, 2018

Monkey

You...

random person 1: Hi giraffe
random person 2: Hi monkey

by monkey man standing on fan March 31, 2023

Monkey Clap

When a person shits in their hands, and proceeds to clap their hands in front of another persons face.

HOLY SHIT! Did you just see that baby get monkey clapped by the homeless guy?

by #1 Monkey Clapper April 22, 2024

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex resulting in a male member becoming slathered in feces.

That bitch is dirty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you will end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

by LilXangie May 22, 2024

Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.

"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"

by thndrchunky December 1, 2016

Monkey Steamer

the art of fucking a black cow when it’s -69.9°C out, and the cows vagina is steaming and after unleashing your load of fucking hiroshima, you huff the fumes of the vagina steam until passing out.

You damn monkey steamer

by sdhsjfmenfnfbdh February 15, 2022