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spider monkey league 

Fantasy football league led by a corrupt commish named Sir Campy. League membership consists of many esteemed and established gentlemen .. most notably Sir Brendan aka "MonsterCat"

League also contains several high profiled felonious malcontents including but not limited to ; Sir Twyman "Antifa Brick Thrower"... Sir Josh "Border Hopper" , Sir Lantry "Turtle Trafficker" and Sir Martin "Wolverine Watchmen Militia President" .. Sir Martin was recently stripped of management responsibilities after facing a federal indictment involving the failed kidnapping of the governor.
Spider Monkey league members recently attended a seminar at MonsterCat's house. Members shelled out over $5000.00 per head for this sold out event. Topics pertained to all facets of managing a fantasy football team. For an additional $1000.00 Sir Graydon and Sir Royce purchased VIP tickets where MonsterCat explained how to pick up hot woman in the Covid-19 environment.
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Spice Monkey 

A name given to a person who is thought to of/ has done Spice.
Also used as an insult.
Oi Charlie you fucking Spice Monkey Suck Your Mum.
Spice Monkey by WestsideA. October 20, 2020

Tribe Monkey 

A derogatory word for a person of a black ethnicity of any nationality.
I have no love for Tribe Monkeys.
Tribe Monkey by Takenohi September 29, 2020

le monkey 

uh oh. stinky. poops. ahahahahhaha. poopies. funny. poopies. ah. alalalallalalalalalalal. funny. poops. poop. funny. ooh. E
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le monkey
le monkey by me neck hurtsssss October 5, 2020

ass monkey

Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).
Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."
ass monkey by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020

making monkey

sorry i didn’t answer your email i was making monkey
making monkey by peeandpoopoo November 7, 2020