Caramel Shit-Face

Anything brown that isn't good looking. (People don't count)

Guy 1: Doesn't that look like caramel?

Guy 2: More like caramel shit-face!

by lolpoopoo March 19, 2008

kool-aid face

A red ring of bloody menses on a lover's face, after oral sex with a menstruating woman in the dark. Usually the result of not having the lights on, although some actually enjoy it.

Wake up... that was so *good*... Oh my God, you've got Kool-Aid face! My period must have started last night!

What? You mean I've earned my Red Wings?

by Prometheus61 October 14, 2011

Face Eraser

(Ajective) someone with mold on thier scalp and with cheese on thier face, that takes a shower and gets thier face erased from all the crust.

Timmy's moldy head and cheesy face.

by The Crust Corperation of America March 31, 2005

A face made for radio

a person who has an incredible personality or amazing voice but doesn't have the high "necessary" looks to be appealing in tv, broadway, or the movies. As a result most said individuals go to become radio talk show hosts/dj's and are usually successful.

also used to describe someone with a nice character and/or body but a poor face

see: Ted Williams
read: beauty is only skin deep

usually a term used to derogatorily call someone ugly/really ugly

bro: Daamn, I hear that b*tch in the library has a fine-ass booty!

guy: you heard correctly, she also has quite the stunning personality.

bro: she got a man?

guy: sadly she does not, bro.

bro: what da fuck ya mean "sadly", hell na I'm ahbout to introduce that fine-ass to my big di--

guy: bro, bro please do not misunderstand I merely mean to inform that she has a face made for radio.

bro: a what? what da fuck is a damn face for radio?

guy: uh? how would you say... a buttah face?

bro: aw shit, really? damn.

by conciergevii August 31, 2011

Tomato Face 54

Not hammered, not plastered, but tomato-face 54"ed." Many of us know that when you drink more than a few types of wine (especially red) the end of the night does not end so well. When in engaging in this connoisseur-esq. behavior it is only natural to end up with red on the face, therefore making you tomato-face 54"ed."

side note: the "54" is an exaggeration of how many different wines you drink to get to that point (it also references "Pineapple Express").

Dude last night at that party you were so "Tomato Face 54ed!"

by Jake and Josh August 3, 2009

Swollen Makeout Face

Swollen lips and cheeks which occurs after a lengthy makeout session, usually the next morning. Redness or irritated skin may also occur, also known as the "Makeout Rash."

Heather, I can see you hit it off with the guy from the bar last night. I know this because you have swollen makeout face

Or - Heather you have such a gordious swollen makeout face.

by Bajunga Judge September 7, 2007

Fuck your face

To dismiss someone angrily, similar to "fuck you" or "fuck off", but more to say that they are also wrong about something they just said to you.

It's a Chicago thing, first appearing in a Yelp Chicago talk thread about the southside of the city being less favored than the north, and the racial and other implications of that.

"Bitch, your tanorexic ass is just mad because you are poor and eat ramen and got roaches and shit."

"I'm not poor at all you wrinkly ho. In fact I got a luxary Audi and my daddy owns half the southside, so fuck your face."

by The Real Tina B. October 16, 2008