by tkifr February 16, 2008
Get the ball bustermug. An imaginary ball that does not exist, except in the minds of hallucinatory mental patients. Only really stubborn people who are obsessed with catching pokemon that cannot be caught use this word.
Pang balls are not invisible because they do not exist.
if pang balls somehow were somehow real, they would not work on humans.
Pang balls are not invisible because they do not exist.
if pang balls somehow were somehow real, they would not work on humans.
by The Ball Master September 1, 2010
Get the Pang Ballmug. ball dialling: if u accidentally dial a number while the phone is in your front pocket and u answer it and it's a person of the opposite sex you have offically ball dialled. Female version is called Vag Dialling.
Guy 1: Oh dude did u get the number of that hot chick?
Guy 2: Yeah I found out I was Ball Dialling her during a meeting at work.
Guy 1: Dude that sucks!
Guy 2: Yeah I found out I was Ball Dialling her during a meeting at work.
Guy 1: Dude that sucks!
by ~rOgUe~ January 11, 2010
Get the Ball Diallingmug. 1. to run with the football soccer going past opponents and stopping them from getting the ball.
2. caused by a scrotum disease called bolliosis. this is manifested by very fine perforations in the scrotum which leak pus esp. during sleep.
2. caused by a scrotum disease called bolliosis. this is manifested by very fine perforations in the scrotum which leak pus esp. during sleep.
1. alan: "he might be a useless keeper, but jammie can certainly ball dribble in the goal area."
2. colin was consumed with shame and self-pity when he woke one morning to find his meat & two veg stuck to the duvet with ball dribble
2. colin was consumed with shame and self-pity when he woke one morning to find his meat & two veg stuck to the duvet with ball dribble
by theWestHamfan November 24, 2003
Get the ball dribblemug. A middle aged man who hangs out with younger guys trying to feel young again, but is still an old bastard. An "old balls" is usually a racist and likes to drink beer and jack daniels while sitting around making fun of stupid porch monkeys. "Old balls" likes to hear about other peoples sex stories but has none of his own stories because again, he's an old fart. This person also has been known to give a dutch ruder or two and is known to leave crows nest everywhere he goes.
Guy 1- Did you see what Old Balls did last night?
Guy 2- No what the fuck did the old fucker do?
Guy 1- That mother fucker got shit faced off jack n coke and sat around talkin shit about them dumb knuckle draggin forty drinkin yard apes, then he got caught in the bathroom giving Garrett a dutch ruder and left a crows nest in the shitter!
Guy 2- What a fuckin gooncock!
Guy 2- No what the fuck did the old fucker do?
Guy 1- That mother fucker got shit faced off jack n coke and sat around talkin shit about them dumb knuckle draggin forty drinkin yard apes, then he got caught in the bathroom giving Garrett a dutch ruder and left a crows nest in the shitter!
Guy 2- What a fuckin gooncock!
by 1GMC2500 September 21, 2011
Get the old ballsmug. IF YOUR BIRD TURNS YOU ON SO MUCH THEN DOESNT MAKE FOR YOU TO SHOOT YER LOAD AFTER A WHILE YOUR BALLS COME UP UNDERNEATH YOUR PUBIC BONE TO YOUR NAVAL AND ITS PAIN BEYOND ALL COMPARE IN THE SEX DEPARTMENT - PUSHING THEM BACK DOWN INTO YOUR SACK AINT EASY ALTHO ITS PREFERABLE -
AW MAN I GOT THEM CURSED WRETCHED BLUE BALLS COZ MY OLD LADY WENT WITH "FLUFF MUFFLER" YESTERDAY EVENING ! -
by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018
Get the BLUE BALLSmug. Where a lot of people are fucking at an orgy and they all try to fuck each other at the same time and get all waded up in a ball.
by Judge dredd7 July 23, 2011
Get the Fuck ballmug.