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Being a Jack

Being unbelievably stupid and saying dumb things
Person 1: Hes not ethiopian hes christian
Person 2: Stop being a jack
by Animeuser1234 February 11, 2020
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The Turbo Jack

The act of shoving a remote control toy car up your lonely, hairy ass. You then use the remote and drive the car further up your ass while the other hand slides up and down your cock. Make sure to use dish soap as lube. Simply cum 8 times in a row, shove your hand back up your ass and gently remove the toy car (if ass is dry, use your own cum to lubricate the lonely, hairy asshole).
Yo I’m so lonely I resorted to doing The Turbo Jack. Took me 4 hours to finish the process but worth it in the end because my sister enjoyed watching.
by mali69 August 21, 2024
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Jack

Jack is a super awesome person with a big pp. Jack is super lit and is super funny.
by Urban Bro December 27, 2019
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Jack Fisher

This Fuckin Retard doesn't know what is happening...like ever.
Man: Where The fuck am I?
Other man: This dumb ass is such a Jack Fisher.
by Big Black Man Tyreek November 29, 2023
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Jacked

J.J. Watt is Jacked
by Sh*tsticks August 30, 2018
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Jack

A Jack will be the best damn friend you ever have, and you wont even know it. He is as honest and direct as they ever have and ever will come. A Jack will always be there for you, and will casually treat your relationship with utmost importance, without making things weird. He loves nature and the outdoors, and he can be very proud. If you get him going about something he is passionate about, you'll have a helluva time stopping him. His filter is long due for a replacement, and he wont hesitate to speak his mind, but it doesnt matter, cause anything he has to say is kind and typically worth hearing. It's hard to get serious with him, but not impossible, and he knows when it's time to get real. If Jack translated to anything, it would be True Friend.
Kent: "Shit man, did you here Jack took a bullet for Cody!?"
Jeremy:"Damn, I hope he's ok. But I cant say that's unexpected, knowing Jack."
by Jermdaworm August 1, 2021
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Jack

Sexy muscles. Seems scary and hard but get to no him and he’s soft as shit his best friend is called nina
by Jacklovesme September 8, 2019
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