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monkey nutjob

a person who loves to get railed from behide
ok so my friend told me that he was enjoying his day until he saw someone getting a monkey nutjob
by timewaster45 September 28, 2022
mugGet the monkey nutjobmug.

ass monkey

Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).
Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."
by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020
mugGet the ass monkeymug.

monkey

by ghdyul;fyhu;lhgfgtfghlhgftghk; October 17, 2022
mugGet the monkeymug.

Hump monkey

(Vulgar slang, also f'* monkey) Someone to be used for excessive labor. Person forced to perform all tasks not being done by others.
1 That's my personal hump monkey.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.
by АлександрМ August 7, 2023
mugGet the Hump monkeymug.

Monkey

I got raped by a monkey and now I have AIDS.
by bonkobi December 6, 2020
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Monkey

Your mother, Specifically your birth mother, the one whom birthed you through the transition of your fathers sperm into her PUSSY.
by Justin McGinnis September 15, 2021
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Monkey

A slang term for molly/ecstasy pills usually used in Florida.
I been rollin off the monkeys I don’t fuck with xans.
by BigSteppa September 15, 2020
mugGet the Monkeymug.

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