Tar Baby 

A male/female that's skin color resembles tar.

Damn if that ain't a "tar baby" I don't know what is.

Tar Baby by Derian The Great November 18, 2004

Doo Doo Baby 

a baby born into the arms of a "Doo Doo mama" can be seen in the same dirty crusty stroller that their older sibling used 3 years ago. will often have names like La-ah Ka-ah or other names with dashes or ending in niqua, chae, quetta,etc. often has nappy untamed hair with 50 to 100 beads at the ends of their braids that dont match a damn thing on their body which would includ baby rocawear, baby phat, walmart brand, kmart brand, dollar tree or dollar general brands, . Adidas shoes, baby shaqs, payless keds brand, or any knock off brands found at the Doo Doo babies local swap meet. they usually live in the ghetto and their parents are crack, pot, meth, or some other type of druggie or tweaker and drink old enlgish & other cheap brews such as bud ice,Busch, tecate, or 3 dollar Champagne and managers special wines from the clearance. these children will become Bay Bay when they get older asking for fried chicken & other ghetto foods like kool-aid & Candy and they will never be seen without a stain on their clothes from the last meal they ate. most of these kids will have a case with child welfare & be the loud obnoxious kids in school. their hair will be weaved young & the most expensive gift they will ever receive is a hot comb a hair straighter and a bottle of perm. they will never learn proper grammar never have a real barbie toy get welfare food stamps & etc.

hey you know lashaunda ?
yeah why?
she had a baby!
eww dats gunna be a Doo Doo Baby because she is a Doo Doo Mam

Doo Doo Baby by mrsoko March 8, 2011

million dollar baby 

a term of endearment for a girl who may be ugly/fat/repulsive, but who has enough money that you are willing to overlook these defects.

do NOT use in front of her; it will screw up your meal ticket.

"last week me and million dollar baby went to the nicest restaurant in town. she treated me to a great meal and then drinks afterward."

million dollar baby by ljkadhkjlhds December 9, 2008

cocktail baby 

An affectionate term for a child born of racially mixed parents.

whilst some would call Lola 'caramel coloured' she was indeed a 'cocktail baby'

cocktail baby by dainish March 24, 2008

Spud Baby 

A baby whose head resembles a potato giving it a rather strange shape.

Did you see Dave & Angela's new baby?
Yeah, she's cute but her head's kinda strange.
Spud baby?
Totally.

Spud Baby by holeHQ July 19, 2009

stress baby 

the pregnancy-like bump many women develop on their abdomens from high cortisol levels caused by chronic stress

Example 1: No, I'm not pregnant, this is just my stress baby.

Example 2: I'm going to the gym to abort my stress baby.

stress baby by JossedGrrl February 3, 2010

dead baby seal 

it happens when you divide by zero

Every time you divide by zero, you make a dead baby seal.

dead baby seal by godofbc January 20, 2011