octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020

chipotle bag

dudes with hella tattoos

girl: I love me a chipotle bag😍

by me<3milfs March 24, 2024

Dirty Bag

Reusing a condom you came in to fuck for more rounds

Josh: “Yeah, I dirty bagged that chick”
Matt: “You what?”
Josh: “Ran out of condoms, reused that shit 😂 “

by Fratstar47 May 22, 2024

Bitch bag

A fanny pack that holds everything.

My bitch bag is a great survival kit it has beef jerky

by Imdatingurwaifu April 3, 2021

Bag Shadow

Bag Shadow is the dark scruffy look on your ball sack when you forgot to shave it for a few days.

Dam Robert you better break out the old lady's razor and shave them nuts because you have a bad case of Bag Shadow

by The Stiffis October 8, 2015

Neck Bags

Slang term for a woman's bosom.

She's got a nice set of neck bags.

by Ithoughtitwasfunnysooo May 9, 2016

protein bag

A person.

Hey protein bag!

by Rennns October 3, 2020