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Jay Time

A mythical time zone where the phrase “I’ll call you back in 10 minutes” can mean anything from never to sometime next week. Common among people who consistently promise to return calls but vanish into the abyss of procrastination and distractions. Similar in vibe to "Pakistan Time," where punctuality is a fluid concept.
"Don’t wait by the phone, bro — he’s running on Jay Time again."
"She said she’d be ready at 6, but we’re on Jay Time — see you at 8."
by RunningOnJayTime July 30, 2025
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tak-timing

The phenomena in which the greatest thing brought to this earth gets timing'd to a degree never seen before.
"there's two mid, let me watch it" -tak .... "he killed me from main running through a smoke full blind with a burst glock, fuck that tak-timing" -also tak
by billybobthemuncher November 30, 2022
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Crundall Time

Similar to African time, meaning to run late as a matter of course of believe every meeting to start ten minutes later.
Why is James always running late?! His phone must be set to Crundall time.
by Tudor House April 27, 2022
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biscuit time :D

Biscuit time is when you find biscuits! It is also a nice period to celebrate with your friends!

Ran out of biscuits for biscuit time? No problem mate, I'm always there :D
-Hey Lincoln, Is it 5 pm already?
-No, it is biscuit time :D
by Lincoln Ler May 25, 2023
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time to pack

by Jahse December 13, 2021
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dating lag time

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

see also shopping window.
Jenny's dating lag time was only three weeks before hooking up with her next regular.
by sick66 December 3, 2010
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