cheese

A food that comes from milk from mammals. You can get it from animals like goats and cows. Once, one of my friends said that if the world was switched, that cows would milk humans 💀

Person 1: Hey want some cheese?
Person 2: Is it lactose intolerant?
Person 1: Are you fucking dumb- it comes from a cows tit.
Person 2: Can i get it from a human tit too?
Person 1: *walks away and gets a gun
Person 1: *shoots person two cutely*
Person 2: 💀
The Queen: 💀
Random Chair: 🪑
Your Mum: 🥵

by jamie houzzara September 13, 2022

Cheese Wanger

Being an idiot of the extreme cheese dick variety

Finley stop being a cheese wanger

by Carvel Basel January 19, 2026

Cheese bucket

A weird insult from GTA 5 when you block cars with a long vehicle and force them to jump off of the freeway bridge, prompting that one driver to call you such said insult

When cars go ba-boom!, that one angry driver yells and calls you “Cheese bucket!”

by Dat cornball goober 21 January 27, 2026

The alliance cream cheese bagel

When you nut in a cup, mix it until it’s a cream cheese texture and serve on a bagel to your woman.

Remington gave his wife the alliance cream cheese bagel on their honeymoon.

by Hitler9 February 2, 2026

Wisconsin cheese transfer

When two men with poor hygiene and are uncircumcised dock and exchange dick cheese

Hey John it’s been a long day working on the farm do you want to do a Wisconsin cheese transfer

by Forestvenom February 2, 2026

Wisconsin cheese transfer

When two men with poor hygiene and are uncircumcised dock and exchange dick cheese

Hey John it’s been a long day working on the farm do you want to do a Wisconsin cheese transfer

by Forestvenom February 2, 2026

Cheese wiz slurpy

The act when someone unknowingly slurps a different man’s hot load out of a woman’s pussy.

Hate when i get a cheese wiz slurpy when i get home from work

by Crankbanger February 8, 2026