chode nut

A person who is being rude/ a little bitch

hey john is such a chode nut

by qwertyuiop234567890 March 5, 2016

Salted nut roll

When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off

My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.

by Windawhoa March 11, 2023

Belgian Brownie with Nuts

It involves steamy poo, chocolate sauce and another man's scrotum

Garry ALWAYS has his Belgian Brownie with Nuts BEFORE dinner so he's sure he has enough room.

by publius2011 April 3, 2017

nut trumpet

A mighty instrumental phallis with a pending semanic eruption

I spent $20 to have a working girl do a solo on my nut trumpet

by Lorenzo Lameass February 24, 2024

nut negative

When getting a nut does not outweigh the circumstances or repercussions of achieving said nut.

See also: nut positive

Sucking my own dick definitely turned out to be a nut negative experience.

by xXDrVape420Xx December 2, 2017

Nut picking

To hold genital-preferences in potential romantic partners, esp the transgendered

Don't go nut picking me i have a good personality

by greg tamaki September 29, 2020

deez nuts

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deez nuts

by anonymous December 2, 2021