Landline Friend

Someone you have been friends with since back when people communicated via the green rotary phone in your grandma’s house.

“I’ve known him since we were kids. He is my landline friend.”

by FlipmodeATL December 19, 2021

Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday

Every Wednesday I call "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday". It's just a joke and me and a few friends made it up in 6th grade. The friend is okay with it and knows about it lol
If you wanna use it just put your friend's name and there you go
have fun

Me: Hey! Friend's name! It's "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday"
My friend: Oh no not again

by Eluna April 7, 2022

Going to help a friend

Codename for: doing the nasty

Kid: Mom, where are you going?
Mom: I’m going to help a friend.

by SirPeePee6969 August 27, 2020

Happy Tree Friends

Happy Tree Friends, or HTF, is a webshow that had its first episode aired as a pilot episode in December 25th, 1999 by Mondo Media. It’s a show where, like the name suggests, there are a bunch of cute, cartoony, and most importantly, happy friends you could find inside of a tree in real life, that are always safe and healthy and never get brutally slaughtered. The episodes include multiple characters, each with their own personalities, that are all friends, that never have anything bad to them happen, and go around, simply doing fun things in their peaceful forest plains. There are many Happy Tree Friend(s) to meet, such as; Flippy, the peaceful, yet quiet, aqua-green bear that has a totally normal, and not murderous, PTSD alter ego named Fliqpy, that never kills his friends, Cuddles, the cute, and positive, lemon-yellow bunny that wears bunny slippers, wether for irony, or for practicality, that also never dies or kills anyone, and is always in safety, Giggles, the salmon-colored chipmunk that definitely didn’t die by being decapitated by a banjo like a fucking dumbass, and many other lovable characters that never die in under ten minutes after the intro.

I just got done watching Happy Tree Friends. I’m honestly really surprised Mondo Media has that much crystal meth.

by TheFroggiestFroggyEver August 16, 2024

Fake friend

Every friend I've ever had I'm the 18 years I've lived until I met new people in college who I can be myself around

I've finally got real friends and ditched the fake friends

by UltimateDoge November 8, 2022

Friend

Something you will not have and never will.

I do not have a friend to talk to.

by Worthless Slave May 28, 2018

Post-Friends Depression

Post-Friends depression Is a serious illness caused by ending The best TV show Of all time Friends TV show. People suffering from this are feeling empty, like there’s No more happines in The World. It’s really hard to cure, some say it’s impossible. Patiens are usually caught re-watching The show or looking for extra stuff like interviews with The actors. Doctors are still trying to find a cure that would work 100% but there isn’t much Hope.

A: ,,Did you See Sophie somewhere? I didin’t See her for days!”

B: ,,Oh, she’s suffering from Post-Friends Depression so she’s staying home for a few days...”

A: ,,My friends had The same thing, Post-show depression! And I’m worried that I might get it too, soon...”
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B: ,,Ow No! Which season you’re on?”

A: ,,I just started 10th...”

B: ,,It was nice knowing you...”

by Kusia1305 March 11, 2019