A bag of chocolate means when a guy doesn't wash his ass, and blames it on chocolate. Mainly Women would use this term to a guy who doesn't wash his ass or wipe well.
Women: "Honey what's this brown stuff on the bed?"
Man: "Um. . . A piece of chocolate probably fell from the bag of chocolate. . ."
Man: "Um. . . A piece of chocolate probably fell from the bag of chocolate. . ."
by Creamsoda69 July 6, 2021
Get the Bag of chocolatemug. Person 1: This guy just reached out to me from years ago. I hardly know him and he claims we're close friends.
Person 2: Yeah sounds like a right bag shagger...
Person 2: Yeah sounds like a right bag shagger...
by Marky20900 October 2, 2023
Get the bag shaggermug. when bobby got his goody bag snatched from the mailbox he gave andrea a teacup t-bag like only a carnie can do
by Spinnifer February 22, 2023
Get the teacup t-bagmug. by Missmyass June 19, 2016
Get the Milk Baggedmug. 1. Dude I'm so tired, we were in A&E till 3.30 last night after I jizz-bagged this girl.
2. Less lip from you or I'll jizz-bag you later.
2. Less lip from you or I'll jizz-bag you later.
by The jizzbagger March 14, 2010
Get the Jizz-bagmug. When someone takes something of worth from you and gives you back a bag filled with little pieces of paper that read " Sorry".
I took my Bag o Sorrys to the car dealership man to buy a new car, and he said they have no value! He also said they are a currency from insane people.
by LittleLamb777 June 12, 2018
Get the Bag o Sorrysmug. by Blackwater351 December 28, 2018
Get the Pee-baggedmug.