Pee-bagged

When your toddler has an extremely wet diaper and decides to climb on you

“No Finley, quit pee-bagging my head!” “My 2year old pee-bagged my forehead last night”

by Blackwater351 December 28, 2018

lung dumpling

The after effects of cold or sinus condition. That fluid, phlem feeling in your chest and throat that comes up when you cough, comes out and looks like a ball of soggy slimy dough. It will stick to anything and if you wipe it on your jeans it may be mistaken for a dried up self pleasing spot.

I just spit a lung dumpling out the window and it stretched down the side of the truck

by Blackwater351 June 08, 2017