old man’s friend

A term in the past for pneumonia

Pneumonia is an old man’s friend

by elelcart July 12, 2021

Losing Friends Suck

losing a friend is like losing a piece of you, its like your heart is being ripped out of you, and you feel lost.

man I just lost my bsfs of 5 years.
im sorry losing friends suck.

by urlocalginger October 30, 2021

friends with benefits

Refers to a friendship wherein one or both parties possess highly-desirable "benefits" (i.e., a hot trim bod, large boobs/cock, a cute ass, etc.) which the other partner greatly enjoys. Can also be used sarcastically by a third party to express his belief that one of the friends is merely a selfish moocher who just likes to "benefit" from the other person's "benefits" (i.e., regularly-doled-out monetary assistance from the state and/or federal government, such as SSI/Food Stamps, pension, etc.) which he is willing to share with the gold-digger in exchange for intimate companionship.

Disgusted neighborhood gramma: That young chick Susie claims that she loves the much-older-and-wheelchair-bound John to pieces and views him as a father-figure, but I know what a lazy nature and absurd sense of entitlement she has, so I suspect that she views the relationship as merely "friends with benefits", since John gets a nice tidy disability check each month, and so he is able to "wine 'n' dine her" and buy her stuff she wants!

by QuacksO April 19, 2018

rainbow friends

rainbow friends is a rubbish disgusting failure. it’s just garbage played by 6 year olds i hate this worthless “game” everyone calls “rainbow friends.” rainbow friends should have never existed. it’s straight up a sinkhole of brain rot. it’s not scary, easy, boring, just everything about it is a terrible chunk of garbage. i hate it so much and concerned for anyone above 6 that likes this trash. rainbow friends more like retarded friends

tl;dr: rainbow friends is garbage

some 6 year old: “wanna play rainbow friends?”
me: “i’ll pass playing that retarded game”

by man129383 March 18, 2024

Boy Friend

Someone that will stay up with you for hours just to be able to say goodnight to you before you get to bed . A boyfriend is someone that will compliment you and love you even when you’re at your worst . A boy friend is your best friend and your better half , He’s your boy friend .

“My Boy Friend is so amazing , I love him so much”

by Marchellec22 October 5, 2018

Quarantine Friend

They are your true friends during the pandemic because they call and text you. As you do the same. They check up on you and it isn’t a one way conversation.

It isn’t just you texting first. They make an effort too.

“ Yea Giovanni and Samantha are my quarantine friends, the rest are just acquaintances :)”

by Papi_chronicle July 9, 2020

Friend stroking

When someone are glazing their friend way to hard/ same definition but for friends as self-stroking

Jimmy is legit, so jacked.
“Calm down bro, you friend stroking like crazy”

by Meltzeey I stream on twitch!!! April 13, 2025