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Lesbian Monkey 

Person 1: I'm a Lesbian Monkey

Person 2: Isnt that another term for being gay?
Person 1: shhhhh.
Lesbian Monkey by SirObama March 16, 2020

Humping Monkey 

I don’t watch humping monkey porn it’s all fake
Humping Monkey by Numpty April 12, 2020

Nitrous Monkey 

An individual who while attending social gatherings does nothing but hit whippits and lounge around. Can usually also be seen hitting a juul
Bro, Jeff has been doing nothing bit sitting on the couch hitting whippits for like an hour now.

Yeah, I know dude, he's such a Nitrous Monkey.

"Walks into festival and sees a group of people sitting in the shade and all hitting balloons."

Oh my god, look at the little family of Nitrous Monkeys!! How adorable!

Space monkey 

When they always talk about space but they have a obsession with monkeys
That yasser kid a such a space monkey
Space monkey by Chazsup July 6, 2020

Melon monkey 

A female who generally acts like a primitive ape
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Person A: I use Twitter
Person B: Shut up, melon monkey!
Melon monkey by skoooping September 6, 2020

SIGN MONKEY 

A INDIVIDUAL THAT IS EXTREMELY PROFICIENT IN THE CLIMBING OF SIGNS & BILLBOARDS etc. SOME @ EXTREME HEIGHTS AND MOVES TO AND FRO WITH SUCH SPEED & PRECISION THAT IT WOULD SEEM THAT THIS OVERLY AGILE PERSON COULD POSSIBLY HAVE A

PREHENSILE TAIL ???
THAT GUY WORKING ON THAT SIGN IS SWINGING AROUND UP THERE JUST LIKE A " SIGN MONKEY " !!!
SIGN MONKEY by BUNDYPOFF October 15, 2020