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Jack

A specific person or peoples who like little kids (particularly male). Know for being twats constantly. They are especially rare to not be an obnoxious dick. They usually play games such as gayblox, and COD (Caught On Dick). They usually have no friends commonly they will revert to making friends with a ranga. They will say they are smart and very good at maths and shit, but they really have 2 brains cells one to make there hand shake and the other to say uh duh duh uh. Also know as twat.
Jack is a Twat
by Millao August 14, 2021
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Cracker Jack

When a group of guys, grab a cracker, and start máster-bating, last guy to ejaculate on the cracker, has to eat up
Ayo, you tryna Cracker Jack at 6:00, with Dane, Austyn, and I?
by Dre2k August 15, 2021
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Jack Black kink

when you are highly aroused by the sight and thought of Jack black
" oh yeah, did you know Max has a jack Black kink?"
by cacaButt420 August 16, 2021
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Jack

Person 1 : Why are you always with your mum?
Person 2 : Im a jack
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pineapple jack o lantern

"did you see jake? that madman has a pineapple jack o lantern instead of a pumpkin, what a Weirdo" he says knowing full well he has a watermelon jack o lantern.
by VoidPineapple August 17, 2021
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Jack Assward

adv./adj.

adverb: similar to backwards, but when someone is so entirely ignorant about a situation or circumstance that they make a Jack Ass out of themselves implementing incorrect procedure or protocol, and defending the same.

adjective: a person who cannot do anything correctly, and cannot tell their ass from a hole in the ground.
1.
(of a movement) away from one's intelligence; in the direction from one's brain to one's backside.
"he proceeded in a Jack Asswards manner"
2.
toward or in in incorrect manner.
"only a moron would have done it Jack Asswards like this."
3.
"he is a real Jack Assward person and can do nothing correctly."
by 4zBratz August 19, 2021
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Jack

He is most definitely attractive, and most likely plays baseball to soccer. He may be annoying sometimes, but he will cheat on one in a relationship
Jack went to the mall.
by JP351 August 19, 2021
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