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Self-Friendzoned 

Self-Friendzoned is when you accidentally put yourslef into the friendzone with someone else. This is when they might have considered you as more than a friend, but you put yoursled right into the friendzone with someone you like. You can self-friendzone by making someone think that you are gay, or being wayyy to comfortable and honest with this person, distancing yourself from being attractive or sexy to the other person.
Girl One: How are things going with Dylan? Do you know if he likes you yet?
Girl Two: Naah. I messed everything up 'cuz we talk about everything, and now he tells me about masturbating and I tell him about my period. He'll never think I'm hot.
Girl One: Ooohh sounds like you self-friendzoned yourself girl.
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Family Friendly February 

It’s an event starting February 1 until February 28/29 where you can’t swear for a whole month
Jeff: Fuck this girl dude
Bob: Yo remember it’s Family Friendly February u can’t swear or you are out.

Special Needs Friends 

One of those friends that can't seem to do anything without your help.
Tony is one of those Special Needs Friends that can't even break up with someone without assistance.

I'm not inviting any of my Special Needs Friends to this party, because I want to have some fun.
Special Needs Friends by connicka January 29, 2012

Night time friends 

Night time friends are people you first meet during the night time most of the time at parties and then one day you see them in public and aren't sure to say hi or not because it may or may not be awkward as fuck
Yea so I saw this dude that I met at the party last night, at Walmart and we made really awkward eye contact. I guess were only night time friends.
Night time friends by Mznasty March 2, 2014

National best friends day

October 15th the day when you do things for you best friend to show you appreciate them and if the don’t interact back sorry but y’all are not real friends hope your October 15th is great
I hope Kiki interacts back on national best friends day because if she don’t we are real friends

Fried-brain 

Someone who is stupid but thinks he/she is smart
"I cant believe that he actually thinks he's so smart. He's such a fried-brain."

Fried Egg 

A complete burn out, incapable of speaking correctly or completing assigned tasks.

Can also be used playfully among friends when describing someone as a stoner or the feeling of being very high.
"I wouldn't hire him, Tony. He looks like a fried egg."

"That hash I smoked had me feeling like a fried egg."
Fried Egg by J92 September 15, 2016