A lovely sensation in the penis, rectum and the ball sack, also girls will slap your pee pee with a spatula, and it feels amazing, my personal favorite is when they squish your balls and slap your penis
by UR A FAGOTT January 2, 2020
Get the Cock and Ball Torturemug. When someone draws a penis and testes, dick and scrote, or cock and balls on a possession of yours, most typically a car. The 'drawing' can be birthed from a finger wiping through dirt, sharpie marker, DNA, or anything else that would commonly be regarded as hilarious.
After a tremendous day of shredding on the mountain we were ready to drive over to the bar. But some dipshit from Texas had parked like a dumbass and we were unable to leave. So I cock 'n balled his car with reckless abandon and we drank locally instead.
by habitual sassbox March 21, 2012
Get the cock 'n balledmug. Ted - Man that girl is looking at you! Go talk to her!
Jim - Okay okay...give me a second! Okay deep breath...
Ted - Go man go!
Jim - Let me grab my balls first!
Jim - Okay okay...give me a second! Okay deep breath...
Ted - Go man go!
Jim - Let me grab my balls first!
by Babo Sang Pyo December 4, 2005
Get the grab my ballsmug. first concieved due to agent orange in the Mohican wars of 1476
Eye Ball <--> Ear
An eye on your ear
An ear on your eye
Eye Ball <--> Ear
An eye on your ear
An ear on your eye
"wow his ear ball is throbbing"
"his huge hair covers his ear ball"
"god i miss the navy"
"damb the marines"
"his huge hair covers his ear ball"
"god i miss the navy"
"damb the marines"
by Mohican Prince September 2, 2009
Get the ear ballmug. A song created by a young boy in California in late 2008, became wildly popular throughout the USA on myspace youtube and facebook.
Jane and Katey were bored out of their minds, but then I started singing Balls in my mouth, and we started laughing. It also got us horny and we fucked.
by Artist of Weird Songs April 15, 2009
Get the Balls in my mouthmug. When a girl stands naked, legs together, at the top of her legs, before the naughty bits, there is sometimes a triangular shape where her legs curve back in and there is space between the thighs at the top.
Mainly this is only on tall, athletic or skinny girls, apparently this is ideal when you could just fit a golf ball through, as any bigger is deemed too big, and smaller is deemed too small.
Mainly this is only on tall, athletic or skinny girls, apparently this is ideal when you could just fit a golf ball through, as any bigger is deemed too big, and smaller is deemed too small.
by *missfit* February 5, 2010
Get the Golf Ball Holemug. The verizon wireless employee was electricuted when he shot a load of two-ball compound into the light-bulb socket.
by chumley February 17, 2005
Get the two-ball compoundmug.