Shit whisking

Taking a bad situation and making something good out of it

John: I heard your flight was delayed.

Steven: Yeah, three hours, but I did some shit whisking and I ended up banging four broads

by ModernNinja1 August 10, 2014

Cadillac shit

A regular "shit" consists of going to the public restroom and being exposed to other peoples "rancid ass" ... not good. For $10.00 you can rent a clean shower room at the truck stop and have your very own "Cadillac shit" experience !

"Got Damn ... I gots to shit like a mothafucka ! But I ain't goin' back in there with those nasty ass heathens. I'm gonna break out my reward points and treat myself to a Cadillac shit !"

by Mad Honky August 16, 2014

shit shrine

When you shit in a public toilet and don't flush. The next visitor does the same, and the one after them. Eventually, you have yourself a nice mountain of warm, stinky, moist feces.

Dude, go into that bathroom and shit in the third toilet to your left. We're building a shit shrine.

by bodymor murdaland September 1, 2014

Ninja Shits

When you have finished going Number Two, and suddenly feel more on the way.

"Man, got half way out when I got struck by Ninja Shits"

by Ormagoden September 1, 2014

Shitting Pretty

Somebody that looks hot even when they are dropping a deuce.

My Mamita is so hot that even when she goes to the bathroom she is shitting pretty.

by The Witty Coiner October 1, 2014

Glorified Shit

When some one before you took a stinky shit in a bathroom and try to clear it up with febreeze, but the shit is stink that the combination of the two smells make it and even worse smell

Ahhh Man! That guy just left a Glorified Shit!

by theabsolutenerd October 14, 2014

jaja shit

JaJa shit , a Term used by the music group galaxy ent meaning " a Thot or hoe who denies there actions of sexual workings in front of others "

Deon: " aye den you suck man man dick"
Thot: "No Tf' you got me fucked up"
Deon: "Bitch I seen the video You on that Jaja shit"

by DeonDinero October 16, 2014