Penis

Something big black people have (white people have small penis's so I won't talk about them) continuing black people use their penis's to smash a small female who has a tight pussy and then a liquid that is white (if you drink alought of milk it will make it clear) this liquid is called cum the cum comes out of the penis and then goes inside the female if not using a condom and then she does a cream pie and it comes out sometime's it does not if she doesn't know how to cream pie if she doesn't your having a baby
Ray was black he had a huge penis a girl named Mika was small and she didn't know how to cream pie so Ray thought she knew how to cream pie and know they have a light skin baby
by Holy shit I'm black September 27, 2017
mugGet the Penismug.
Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome (otherwise known as BBPS or being a 'grower not a shower) is what happens when your penis is soft it is small and when hard it is large.

Much as how when Bruce Banner is calm he is small and puny Banner, and when he is angry he is huge and angry Hulk.
Girl: Hey are you a grower or a shower?

Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Girl: ...so a grower?
by That ass July 22, 2022
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Penis

An object attached to the male body that ejects semen and urine. They all come in different shapes, sizes, and colors.
When a man gets into the shower, the first thing he "bathes" is his penis.
by Tsakri16 October 15, 2017
mugGet the Penismug.

Penis patty

Where a whole bunch of straight males make a sandwich with there penis’s (bread=hands) (mayo=cum) (meat=penis)
(Boy 1) “hey wanna make a penis patty?”
(Boy 2) “omg hell yes
(Boy 3) “yes please
by Penis patty June 4, 2020
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Lesbian Penis

My girlfriend used her Lesbian Penis on me
by Obeth July 10, 2022
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fortified penis

Having a penis that has been fortified using sediment; like the ones that me and Michael Jackson have.
(1980) “did you here that Michael Jackson got a fortified penis?”
by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025
mugGet the fortified penismug.

Penis

My penis is hard now suck it
by Dhdheheh March 13, 2022
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