penis panels

an object that helps your penis get longer

Person 1: penis panels
person 2: ok

by penis panels May 31, 2021

penis sighting

a moment of real terror for most people, knowing too much about a close one's body.

"why is alex crying"
"oh a penis sighting"

by wonderfullydead September 08, 2015

Penis stones

A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.

"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."

by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019

penis in your mom

when your penis is erect and in your mom

1. that penis in your mom and cums in her

by theballtickler69420 August 26, 2023

troll penis

a penis that hardens short & stout with a huge mushroom head

his troll penis was short & fat with a large purple helmet

by Lucky5 March 28, 2014

penis safari

The act of getting your arm stuck in a washing machine.

"What's up with tom!?" "I think he is going on a penis safari!"

by pussydestroyer17 June 24, 2023

penis door hinge slammer

call someone a penis door hinge slammer if they have a 50ae desert eagle rammed into the roof of their mouth and then they will turn around suck your dick the slam it in a door hinge and swallow the snapped of bit of erect penis, hence the name

damn tommy is such a penis door hinge slammer

by CheeseCake420e October 28, 2020