Spank the monkey

Another word for jerk off and wack it

Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better

by SmartName December 6, 2018

monkey cute

cute like a monkey

and im not talking bout the actually cute ones

hellen:hey mildred

mildred:hey
hellen:oh it that your baby
mildred oh yeah mhm say hi baby
baby: gahhh*vomits*
hellen: awww sooo monkey cute

by blueparis1012 March 20, 2019

Monkey Paint

Poop of such soupy consistency that is verging on diarrhea and can be used to as finger paint.

My kids decided to use monkey paint to recoat my walls.

by Apedom August 3, 2021

Arab Boom Boom Monkey

a derogatory slur towards arabian people.

Yaasir: fuck you you're a Arab Boom Boom Monkey
Achraf: shut the fuck up

by tri-lights May 6, 2024

Artic Monkey

Aka a white porch monkey, also known as a saltine cracker (a white person)

I'm pretty sure that artic monkey doesn't have food stamps.

Get that artic monkey off my lawn

by Articmonkeyballz June 9, 2024

Porch Monkey

A black motherfucker that sits on the porch while the kkk stares at him in the woods.

On this episode, we see the black porch monkey in it’s natural habitat.

by Goatified March 9, 2021

Monkey

In finance, a Monkey is British slang for 500 pounds sterling. The term monkey came from soldiers returning from India, where the 500 rupee note had a picture of a monkey on it. They used the term monkey for 500 rupees and on returning to England the saying was converted for sterling to mean £500.

Just lost a monkey in poker.

by Jazjax10 January 20, 2019