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Spank the monkey

Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better
by SmartName December 6, 2018
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monkey cute

cute like a monkey

and im not talking bout the actually cute ones
hellen:hey mildred

mildred:hey
hellen:oh it that your baby
mildred oh yeah mhm say hi baby
baby: gahhh*vomits*
hellen: awww sooo monkey cute
by blueparis1012 March 20, 2019
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Monkey Paint

Poop of such soupy consistency that is verging on diarrhea and can be used to as finger paint.
My kids decided to use monkey paint to recoat my walls.
by Apedom August 3, 2021
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Arab Boom Boom Monkey

a derogatory slur towards arabian people.
Yaasir: fuck you you're a Arab Boom Boom Monkey
Achraf: shut the fuck up
by tri-lights May 6, 2024
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Artic Monkey

Aka a white porch monkey, also known as a saltine cracker (a white person)
I'm pretty sure that artic monkey doesn't have food stamps.

Get that artic monkey off my lawn
by Articmonkeyballz June 9, 2024
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Porch Monkey

A black motherfucker that sits on the porch while the kkk stares at him in the woods.
On this episode, we see the black porch monkey in it’s natural habitat.
by Goatified March 9, 2021
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Monkey

In finance, a Monkey is British slang for 500 pounds sterling. The term monkey came from soldiers returning from India, where the 500 rupee note had a picture of a monkey on it. They used the term monkey for 500 rupees and on returning to England the saying was converted for sterling to mean £500.
by Jazjax10 January 20, 2019
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