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i wanna fuck you maria

text u ain't ever gonna send
1: i wanna fuck you maria
2: wtf im ur sister
1: sorry i sneezed and my dog ate my homework so i freaked out and hit send by mistake lol
by comfybat September 6, 2020
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1. Used by someone who doesn't want anything to do with the idea being proposed.
2. Used during argument between couples in a half-threatening manner to imply that if you do do it there will be consequences.
1. "Do whatever the fuck you want, your plan sucks anyways."

2. "Tim sold his bike because he bought it without the approval of his wife, apparently "Do whatever the fuck you want" doesn't mean what he thought."
by Tim_ May 17, 2009
mugGet the Do whatever the fuck you wantmug.

momma said fuck you up

Play on of LL Cool J's famous hit "Momma said knock you out". Derived by a boy and his father in Rochester NY, who saw and angry black man walking with a bag. Can be used as a catchphrase before fucking someone up.
Person 1: What you gonna do?
Person 2: Momma said fuck you up!
Person 1: Oh shazbot!
Person 2 proceeds to fuck up Person 1 and take his shit
by pie_fucker November 9, 2009
mugGet the momma said fuck you upmug.

I've got 50p, fuck you

When you only have 50p to pay for something.
Person: "How much is this?"

Person 2: "That's 2£ sir"

Person: "i've got 50p, fuck you" *leaves store with product*

Person 2: "that's not good my brudda!"
by 69Xxx_pussy_slayer_xxX69 February 11, 2021
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a term used when pissed at a boss or an authority figure when they feel they are better than you
when alice was fired she told the boss " fuck you and the horse you rode in on!!!"
by chris Washington October 13, 2005
mugGet the fuck you and the horse you rode in onmug.

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