type-writer

A kind of shirt (ususally an over-shirt) that with time will sag or move to one side, thus causing one to have to keep pulling it back to the other side like a type-writer. This happens most commonly with girls as some shirts will move to one side as it flows, but gets stuck on a boob.

Guy: Hey, you've got some type-writer action going on.
Girl: Ugh! I know, this shirt is so annoying, but cute!

by DecemberSparkler November 3, 2011

Ninja Writer

Someone who takes your writing ideas and publishes them before you have a chance to.

"You get that idea on screenplay yet?"

"nah, dang ninja writer already released a movie on it."

by NCrash December 17, 2011

sophomoric-writing

Phrase used to describe the script to the Fifty Shades of Grey movie from reviewers who are too hung up in social trends to write anything aside from blanket statements.

Fifty Shades of Grey was repetitive, the sophomoric-writing was annoying.

by dic95 February 16, 2015

ding written

When something is ding written, it is written in such a poor sense that you want to throw a brick at the face of the author multiple times.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you read Kevin's new book?"
Guy 2: "That shit's absolutely ding written. I ain't reading that."

by TopNotchTopHat May 19, 2015

james whitoak

Is often seen as a uter roadman who is extremely good at inhailing shisha and not axhailing he also has two imagery watermelons under his arms and even tends to wear his Nike cap even when it's not sunny

Yow Man U a James whitoak

by James whitoak March 29, 2017

Free Writing

Free Writing is usually used by spending a set time to write, even if you don’t want to. Some writers use it when they have the opposite of writers block: they want to write so much, but they can’t keep their thoughts straight.

I use Free Writing to stop writers block

by ReadingInACorner October 22, 2017

chinese writing

When you've left marks on the toilet bowl because you've been leaning forward on your phone when you took a shit. Different consistency to pebble dash.
One flush without looking won't hide the evidence.

Wife: Jeff! You've left Chinese writing in my bog again!

by Giraffesgotmoves May 3, 2018