work event

a social occasion, often in a person’s home or garden, at which people eat, drink, talk, dance and enjoy themselves

Did you attend that banging work event at BoJo's yesterday? Rishi was off his tits on Mexican Coke!

It was a fairly standard BYOB work event.

by Ian_Cognito January 12, 2022

Bitch work

Your boss' boss tells him to do something, so of course he tells one of his bitch boys to do it.

You wont know its bitch work because your boss wont own up to it.

by on October 12, 2020

Work doormat

Somebody who gets completely walked all over at work. They work over-time for free and they don't stand their ground at all.

Alice: What you up to tonight bae?
James: I'm on call tonight AGAIN!
Alice: But they don't even pay you for that?! You're such a work doormat!!

by imsofuckingquiche February 18, 2015

Work wex

When your tired as fuck basically wrecked and not in a fuck up way but a tired as fuck way and now have to work a 8 hour shift with no pleasurable benefit of the night before.

Man for real fuck my life I could drive off a bridge I’m so fucking work wex but I just gotta learn to get over it.

by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019

Da Works

Giving someone Da Works is when you remove, mute, block communications, file complaint and avoid the player on any gaiming system or in real life.

If you kill me one more time i'm going to give you Da Works.

by DoomedSoul16 October 9, 2011

Work talker

Someone who talks non-stop about work especially to people who aren't coworkers. Common offensives: constant use of lingo and acronyms that others don't understand or care to understand, name dropping of coworkers that others don't know or care to know, going into way too much details about specifics in their work day.

So my new roommate is a work talker. She told me last night in painful detail about how the copier broke at her job and how Susie and Jim (who recently broke up) had to push the reset button and after three times it still would not work. They had to call the service guy who came to fix it and turns out it was the toner because Susie had made so many copies last week when she was working on the S.C.A.N.T project.

by Wordsmith21 August 8, 2014

Work Sock

When you are so horny when you get off work that you don't even have time to get a Kleenex; all you have time to do is throw off a shoe, take off a sock & release a gooey delight after a hard day workin' for the man. Can cum in any color or size as long as you had at least 8 hours of work in them.

Also can be referred to as a really ugly girl that is used for sex. She would be a cum sock. Throw it in the washer/out-of-your-apartment when you're done & never talk to it/her until next week when you are horny again.

Brian: "Fuck Mark, I'm so horny I just blew a load in my work sock".
Mark: "Nice, sounds like a long day at the office".

Jeff: "Dude that girl was so ugly, how horny were you to have to bang her"?
Jared: "I was so horny, it was either her or a cum sock!!"

by Briman_one&only can't clone me August 31, 2013