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hostile witness

someone who pretends to be on your side but does everything in there power to make you look stupid
james got kicked off the record label; but was rehired later; hes now an hostile witness towards the record Label
by the juroy January 28, 2020
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chow wit it

means chill with it but for mexicans
yo chow wit it bro that wasn’t cool!
by jdjsjssjjsj February 29, 2020
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Wit

With it/ with depending on how u use it
John: damn steve is pulling. Did you see his story?
James: hell yeah. He nice wit
by Sneckzy March 7, 2020
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Jehovah's Witnesses

A religion that's losing more members than gaining.

JWs are generally very kind and loving people, although they are very stubborn when hearing facts from non JWs.

The religion is very strict and organized throughout the whole earth.

They all teach the same things, and believe the same things.

They go from door to door teaching people about the bible, and if accepted, they may start a bible study and the person may eventually become baptized.
However, they never force people to accept them and their beliefs.

It's considered dangerous and a to make friends outside the religion, which is one of the reasons it's considered a cult.

Unlike popular belief, pedophiles are kicked out of the congregation, and are reported to the police.

The religion has high requirements, so many infact, that many people can't even be baptized because they don't or can't meet standards. And due to the strict standards, many people are leaving the religion or being disfellowshipped, especially ones that grew up with it.
Person 1: Those Jehovah's Witnesses are nice people, but they are so strict I could never be a part of their religion.

Person 2: Yeah, if I joined I wouldn't last long, it's not worth it, even though I agree with their beliefs on the bible.
by Raptarex May 22, 2020
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Piss Wit

is when you want to piss on someone with your wit
by Bobthecat323 August 18, 2020
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Pull a Witness

When one has befouled a public washroom to such an extent that they will go to any lengths to NOT be found out as the culprit.

As demonstrated by Lukas Haas in the 1985 Harrison Ford film 'Witness'. Wherein, Haas hides from a suspicious Danny Glover in a public washroom.
I walked into the bathroom at work less than two minutes after Jamie and the stench was unimaginable. I looked to the stalls to see if his shoes were present, but he was totally trying to pull a Witness - trying not to get caught fumigating.
by EvilBiscuit September 4, 2013
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shit witness

To be exposed unknowingly and unwillingly to the act of another individual defecating in a public area.
Did that man just take a shit in someone's front yard??? If you saw what I just saw, you have just become a fellow Shit Witness! For counseling please contact 1-800-SHI-TWIT or attend your local ShitWit Anonymouis meeting.
by Psycho Whiteboy,V.V. June 3, 2012
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