Virgin Hoe

When you are physically a virgin but mentally a hoe.

"Omg have you had sex yet? You are such a slut!"

"No but I am a virgin hoe."
"A what?"

"A virgin hoe, bitch"

by VirginHoeHoeHoe November 21, 2018

Average Virgin

A person who abuses their Snapchat story with (nobody cares) Fortnite or PUBG wins.

Average virgin: yo I won a game of Fortnite!

Me: I don't care. Yo guess what.

Average virgin: What?

Me: Get a LIFE!!

by Zicardo May 31, 2018

Mergin' Virgin

The person you are behind coming off an on ramp driving 15 miles an hour who is afraid of traffic.

I was stuck behind a mergin' virgin and nearly got ran over!

by Elle 1980 February 26, 2010

Virgin Squad

A team of 3 unstoppable Virgins. They will and have fought their way through anything including but not limited too Hitler, Bill The Annoying, Peyton, Osama Bin Laden, Bill gates, and the DCEU justice league (excluding wonder woman) The 3 members are Jason the humor and more humor (Also known as Sandwich God, Tristan the humor and dumb ass (Also known as Sandwich Slave), and Noah the humor and serious guy (Also known as short and fat) Together these 3 protect the world from threats like G.A.P. while they work for S.A.P. and after it's downfall they start S.E.P.

Random guy: Who's are those guys dancing over there like dumb asses?
Other Random Guy: That's the Virgin Squad, they couldn't win in combat so they decided to do a dance off
Random guy: cool, assuming they won? No, they never do. They are dumb ass fuck. The one guy has a freckle fetish.

by Weallfun September 20, 2019

Grinding virgin

A person that chooses to remain abstent from the act of grinding because it conflicts with moral beliefs

That grinding virgin refused to step on the dance floor because he was apauled by all the twerkin.

by Grhrkykybdvsvtvt August 16, 2015

Spoiler Virginity

Spoiler virginity is when you have not had a movie spoiled for you before seeing it

I am aiming to retain my spoiler virginity before I see Endgame!

by ERROR_FOUND! May 1, 2019

Virgin Disease

Being so much of a virgin, you contract virgin disease. This makes even others susceptible to becoming a virgin just by being near you.

It is said to have stemmed from the biggest virgin of them all, an Indian named Reece who likes to play S.T.A.L.K.E.R and Rising Storm 2: Vietnam

Philip: Man, you're such non-virgin Ethan!
Ethan: Thanks Genius Phil- What's that. Oh shit, that Indian man Reece. He has Virgin Disease. We better get out of here before we get Virgin Disease!

by ChadEthan May 12, 2021