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Virginity Goblin

A guy/girl who is well known for taking many people's virginities in an almost predatory fashion, and is often disliked because of this. In many fantasy worlds, goblins are regarded as evil, skulking creatures, taking things that do not belong to them.
Guy 1: Did you hear Dave took another girl's virginity last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, what's that, third one this week?

Guy 1: Yup... what a virginity goblin...
by Sh4rkinfestedcustard March 12, 2013
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Virgin Hoe

When you are physically a virgin but mentally a hoe.
"Omg have you had sex yet? You are such a slut!"

"No but I am a virgin hoe."
"A what?"

"A virgin hoe, bitch"
by VirginHoeHoeHoe November 21, 2018
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bakers virgin

Similar to a bakers dozen, 1 more than a dozen, a bakers virgin is a person who has only slept with one person one time. They have only had sex one time in their life.
Bro Adam has still only slept with that one girl once on Halloween last year, he’s a bakers virgin!
by Bakers Virgin November 3, 2023
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Virgin Squad

A team of 3 unstoppable Virgins. They will and have fought their way through anything including but not limited too Hitler, Bill The Annoying, Peyton, Osama Bin Laden, Bill gates, and the DCEU justice league (excluding wonder woman) The 3 members are Jason the humor and more humor (Also known as Sandwich God, Tristan the humor and dumb ass (Also known as Sandwich Slave), and Noah the humor and serious guy (Also known as short and fat) Together these 3 protect the world from threats like G.A.P. while they work for S.A.P. and after it's downfall they start S.E.P.
Random guy: Who's are those guys dancing over there like dumb asses?
Other Random Guy: That's the Virgin Squad, they couldn't win in combat so they decided to do a dance off
Random guy: cool, assuming they won? No, they never do. They are dumb ass fuck. The one guy has a freckle fetish.
by Weallfun September 20, 2019
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feet virgins

New shoes, never tried on. still has factory lace ties and inserts in shoes.
Guy 1: You want to buy some shoes?

Guy 2: are they new?

Guy 1: They are feet virgins, wanting for your feet to pop their cherry.
by klkuhn30 March 2, 2011
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Mergin' Virgin

The person you are behind coming off an on ramp driving 15 miles an hour who is afraid of traffic.
I was stuck behind a mergin' virgin and nearly got ran over!
by Elle 1980 February 26, 2010
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Grinding virgin

A person that chooses to remain abstent from the act of grinding because it conflicts with moral beliefs
That grinding virgin refused to step on the dance floor because he was apauled by all the twerkin.
by Grhrkykybdvsvtvt August 16, 2015
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