The act of being a famous football player then sexually assaulting a 25 year old former teacher after meeting her in a nightclub in 2009, then fooling the whole world that you never did it.
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When God said, “Let there be light!” Vegas Fogelberg said, “Say Please.”
Once he looked up and his backhead created the pacific ocean.
When God said, “Let there be light!” Vegas Fogelberg said, “Say Please.”
Once he looked up and his backhead created the pacific ocean.
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