facebook vulture

facebook vulture

1. A fun, but sad, condition of someone who waits for people to post topics of interest and then swoops in only to start a topic debate.

2. Someone who has patiently spent the time and effort to bake scrod on facebook.

Cody is such a facebook vulture. Today's prey was the Obama education speech and he swooped and started a long debate.

by GibbyP September 9, 2009

office vulture

Office members who wait for a meeting, luncheon, etc, to end so they can swarm the leftover food.

Anne’s desk is in prime seating for being an office vulture. She initiates an email to our alias when the luncheon is over and we snag all of the three hour old leftover pizza.

by parkca01 July 9, 2010

Tuna Vulture

A Tuna Vulture is a man or a group of men who flock around a single woman in an attempt to eat out her stank pussy, or to have sex. This usually involves an ugly ass girl who looks on the brink death (smell included) and a pair of several desperate men who had not had sex or a pussy to eat out in a very long time.

The woman sat down at the cafeteria for lunch and the Tuna Vultures immediately took the seats around her.

by LVTK January 7, 2011

Hype Vulture

Hipsters that circle potential sources of culture, swooping in whenever something begins to generate hype and ruining said thing for the rest of us. Once something is attacked by a hype vulture, all further observers must be wary of being accused of being a hype vulture themselves.

I went to the WU LYF show but it was full of hype vultures.

by pandajack0 August 2, 2011

Clit Vulture

The act of a lesbian, usually over 45, stalking a younger lesbian, 18-30, in the hopes of regaining her youth.

Godfuckingdamn, that nasty ass, leatherfaced dyke Deb is at it again! Why can't she stop clit vulturing and let me drink my shirley temple in peace!

Step off, clit vulture, this is my sour puss

That bitch is such a fucking clit vulture, she owns a whole fleet of U-HAUL trucks.

by thefishbin August 31, 2011

Friendly Vulture

A person, usually one of many, who is suddenly your very best friend in the world because you have brought food of some sort into the classroom. Usually gum, birthday cookies/brownies, and doughnuts.

Common phrases include, "Hey, buddy, can I have a piece?", "I'll be your best friend!", and "I'll give you five bucks."

"I opened a pack of gum on the bus today, and in swarmed the Friendly Vultures."

by c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g-song14 October 1, 2011

Sex Vulture

Someone who preys on broken down/ended relationships in the hope of getting with people.

"Did you hear Norris and Margaret broke up?"
"yeah, phwoar, Margaret"
"You sex vulture, you."

by pseudophobic January 15, 2012