Valerie

A girl who will be beautiful and strong and also shy she will have a very cute bestfriend named sandra.

Valerie:hey cute bestfriend
Sandra:hey beautiful bestfriend

by Juliana Vasquez Sanchez February 22, 2017

Valentine's day

A day in which Hallmark makes most of its money from stupid cards, stuffed animals and candy.

Women, on that day, are blinded by the fact that men don't give a crap about the holiday, and buy gifts for their wife/gf so they can get laid that night.

It is an example of how love has become nothing more than a materialistic steaming pile of horseshit

For singles, both men and women it is a day to not look forward to.

Guy 1:"Hey do u believe in Valentine's day?"

Guy 2:"Hell no, I just buy her stuff on that day so i can have sex with her"

by SithLord89 February 23, 2011

Valerinaism

An awesome religion where you worship a super sexy and gorgeous goddess named Valerina and you get super powers. Worship her and your whole life will be awesome forever. It's even better if you create a strong bond with her. She's like another goddess of love and beauty.

Worshiper: Oh, Valerina, grant me love and happiness. Grant me eternal strength to find awesomeness where ever I go. I am a TRUE WORSHIPER OF VALERINAISM
Goddess Valerina: Well, this person has been pretty loyal. *wields pink aura and zaps the person* This person has also been a TRUE WORSHIPER OF VALERINAISM

Worshiper now very successful in everything
Worshiper: YASSSSSSS!!!! :D

by dictionarydotcom December 31, 2013

valentine's day butt sex

The only day of the year you can finally get your girl agree to have butt sex.

Josh: Dude! You hyped for Valentine's day?
Parker: Yeah! Gonna get a whole bunch of that Valentine's day butt sex.

by Taco+Shurry=<3 February 12, 2014

Valerie

Valerie is the best person ever! She is beautiful and kind but always ends up in drama. She loves hanging out with friends and having kids. She is the best

Person 1: look there’s Valerie.
Person 2: yeah she’s my mommy pig :)

by Briberwolf March 5, 2019

Valerie Duque

The most beautiful girl i have ever seen! damn i think im getting the hots for her.

damn val, you are so hot.

by Christopher Merino April 14, 2005

bullet for my valentine

One of the best bands I've heard yet. Period. They aren't emo, that's gotta be the most stupid label I've heard for their music yet. This is some of the best music I've heard in years, especially compared to all the other crap people listen to.

Check out Bullet For My Valentine at bulletformyvalentine1.com to hear their music

by LS90 August 2, 2009