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G unit points

i have 8 million g unit points therfore i am wiked bad awesome
by fleckyflack00 October 10, 2008
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emotional control unit

Woah nice DBS can I drive it!

Yeah take the Emotional Control Unit.
by A S N December 24, 2008
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j-unit

noun. a unit consisted of jews.
members consist of jews only
jake: what up moses?
moses: nothing jake, you wanna be in j-unit
jake: whats that?
moses: jew unit, or mafia
jake: ok lets do it
by SIR12 June 11, 2006
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Manchester United Fan

A Manchester United Fan is the most delusional fan you'll ever meet.They'll suck Sir Alex Fergusons cock if they're given the chance to do so.They are also reminding every minute that they won a treble.
by VK1894 November 11, 2020
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Manchester United

The Pride of all Europe. 68 99 08 - the squad including Scholes, Giggs, Ferdinand, Rooney, Vidic, Evra, Tevez and the awe inspiring Ronaldo have done The Busby Babes proud. I speak as a life-long supporter who grew up in hearing distance of the ground so am hopeful that my opinion will actually count to some of the MUFC Hate Brigade. Personally I couldn't give a toss if our support is spread round the world, nor do I lose sleep over our agressive marketing strategy - every time some kid buys a Rooney pencil case and a Ronaldo face cloth it all goes towards making us stronger financially. And with the amazing Sir Alex Ferguson leading us ever forward how on earth could I moan?? Watch out Liverpool, we're right on your tail - can't wait to get past cos it reeks of unwashed shagged grannies and partially digested rat stew.
Q: Who's won it ten times?

A: That'll be our Ryan, for the glorious Manchester United
by Beks99 May 22, 2008
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Boobular Unit

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Man United supporter

Member of the Establishment or urban elite with an affected interest in Association Football in order to enhance their credentials as a member of the working class made good. Their declarations of loyalty to a professional football club, based adjacent to the Manchester Ship Canal but started by a group of Yorkshire railway workers, increase in intensity in direct proportion to their distance from Salford Quays. For example, many of their most fervent supporters used to be found in London but recent marketing efforts suggest that Manchester United PLC considers its consumer heartland to be in the Far East.

The most popular item on the menu at Old Trafford is believed to be the prawn sandwich.

Manchester United is simultaneously the best-supported football team in the world (due largely to its overseas fan base) and the most despised ( due largely to its arrogant assumption that it is the best supported football team in the world).

Generally held up as a shining example of all that is good about English football, this American-owned club is managed by a Scot and employs players from South America, Portugal and other far flung parts.

Genuine Man United supporters inhabit Salford and North West Manchester; for these individuals it is the most convenient football club so might be considered local.
"Which team do you support?"

"I'm a Man United supporter"

"I didn't know you hailed from the fair (though somewhat rainy) city of Manchester"

"Where's Manchester?"
by Robo283 May 1, 2008
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