The tuff tug

The tuff tug is when a chick tugs on your meat so hard it feels as if she is aggressively sanding a stick.

The tuff tug is a aggressive handjob

Bro she gave me a tuff tug now my shit raw and it hurts to touch

by Hey him September 5, 2024

Tug a Narrow

Coercing a flaccid penis into self-pleasure, not because one is feeling amorous, but they haven't had time. This is common among suburban dads.

The wife and kids ran to Target, so I had to Tug a Narrow. I feel better now.

by Ridge_Land July 16, 2022

Tugging my hog

Another slang term for masturbation.

Mom get out I'm tugging my hog
My hog is blue and purple from all the tugging

by scheissrattenmazza1993 July 16, 2024

Tugging

Tugging is the action of making suggestions, in quick succession. Said suggestions aren’t useful, and/or already being considered.

Jimmy was tugging suggestions to his favorite video game.

by RealSpliffy December 8, 2024

Tug boat

To motor boat the butt cheeks

She had no titties to motor boat so I had to give her a tug boat

by Lonestar3000 September 26, 2022

Tugging the Ween

To fill time with activity.
Making time appear fast by occupying yourself.
Touching your genitals out of boredom.
Masturbation.
Meditation.

Jerry is so excited for space camp that he's been tugging his ween from morning until night.
Time flies when you're tugging the ween.
I'll just be tugging the ween until you're free from work.

by Pet_Goat January 20, 2016

Rub-a-tug

Male pleasing therapy

See y’all in a while i need to go rub-a-tug.

by ogsmoker October 4, 2017