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Turn up Tuesday

When Coach Jerell Miller motivates you through music & his natural “turn up” energy to push your mind through a very intense hit cardio workout! #keepushing
Jerell’s turn up Tuesday was LIT 🔥 😎
by Papi esta aqui November 12, 2019
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Tuesday

Tuesdays are creative, resilient, extremely social and loyal. They are named after a day of the week that provides relief and optimistic opportunities to do as one pleases. Tuesday is not taken seriously by those with shallow intellect. Tuesday is beloved by those who bare witness to the caring, funny and beautiful qualities she possesses. Always adorable and often fierce. Never underestimate or double cross a Tuesday. They are amazing allies but also naturally talented foes.
I miss Tuesday.
Tuesday brings the fun.
by Lovejones8739 November 24, 2021
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National boobs tuesday

National boobs Tuesday is the day once a week where the lover of a man must send one picture of her breasts this day has been celebrated since Trump left office
by Illusionist7546 November 28, 2023
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Schlaggy tuesday

(Noun): The act of getting schlagered on a tuesday. Every tuesday, falling face first hands second and completely getting schlaged out of this world. A very fucked up tuesday.
Person one: "what you doing tuesday"
Person two: "Not sure, i think im gonna go for a schlaggy tuesday"

"I never want schlaggy tuesday to happen to me"

"I cant believe i just had a schlaggy tuesday"
by Djtsizzle867 November 22, 2017
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Dildo Disasster Tuesday

When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.
Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.

Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.

Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021
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Ask Out Tuesday

Ask out three girls on any social that you talk to.
OPENS SNAP
CLICKS ON DIANAS SNAP and post about Ask Out Tuesday
-Diana will you go out with me-
-sure-
by SNAPCHAT LOVE November 19, 2019
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Tobacco Tuesday

The celebration of tobacco on Saturday. Every week.
I can't wait to get down with my friends on Tobacco Tuesday this weekend!
by Cornapheleus May 18, 2019
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