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Trucker's Knuckles 

Trucker's Knuckles refers to a severe case of multiple, external anal hemorrhoids that are raging and irritated and have a thrombosed clot under the skin causing a hard, painful lump appearing like the knuckles on a hand. Trucker's Knuckles often occur regularly to those individuals employed in long haul, over the road, driving professions.
Stan: Hey Frank. Are you heading on that haul from Chicago to L.A?
Frank: Yea and not looking forward to it.

Stan: Why?

Frank: I got the worst case of Trucker's Knuckles. Take a look. (Drops pants).
Stan: Holy Shit. Looks like a tiny fist down there. Better get some salve before you hit the road.
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Person from the east part of the Netherlands. A tukker can easily be recognised due to their superior intelligence and good looks (in contrast with i.e. the brabo's).
Tukkers drink lots Grolsch beer, and discuss the finer things in life, such as 'onmeunig zoepn' and 'lekkere wievn'.
tukker by Anonymous March 10, 2003

Wilson Tuckey

n. (Of a man) The tucking of ones genitalia behind one's closed thighs, giving the appearance of womanhood. As practised by the Buffalo Bill character in "Silence Of The Lambs'.
Name comes from the Australian politician Wilson 'Ironbar' Tuckey.
You should never have uploaded those snaps of him with a Wilson Tuckey.
Wilson Tuckey by Larry Kinn November 29, 2010

trucker bomb 

Noun. A receptacle into which a person voids their bodily refuse whilst driving. Said receptacle is often thrown out the window of a moving vehicle like a bomb from a plane.

Gatorade RAIN bottles are a choice vessel for creating a trucker bomb due the large size of the bottle's mouth, which allows a man to place his cudgel inside, therefore eliminating the risk of urination on oneself.
Jimmy the Trucker calls rest stops "homo hangouts". "I never mix it up with those fags," he said. "I just piss me up a trucker bomb and side-arm that monkey out the window. I also shit in Wal-Mart bags while I'm all fucked up on Oxy and Mountain Dew. Keep on truckin!"
trucker bomb by C 2 Shine N C January 1, 2009

Trucker Mouth 

A person who uses foul language is said to have a Trucker Mouth or The mouth of a trucker.

There's also a rock band called Trucker Mouth.
I've got a trucker mouth and need to control my F-bombs better.
Trucker Mouth by Trucker Mouth March 30, 2008

Trucker Pussy 

Man That dude Fucked his Trucker Pussy so much. He needed a spoon when he was done

trucker dump 

A shit that not only clogs your toilet, but the neighbor's as well.

See "Steve"
The bathroom was never the same after Shawna's trucker dump.
trucker dump by billyjoejimbobfrank December 22, 2005