Plumber's Trumpet

This is a sex act is performed when your mouth and lips are placed upon your male partner's anus and you blow into their anus while wrapping your arm around the other side and tapping your fingers upon their erect penis like it is the valves of a trumpet. The desired effect is your partner will yell or scream making them the noise for the trumpet you have just played
Person 1:Yo bro you have some chocolate on your lips

Person 2: That's not chocolate I was just giving Tom a Plumber's Trumpet
by Juic3HD December 05, 2019
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Toilet Trumpet

1. n. Ass, Bottom, Butt. 2. n. Butt hole asshole, any puckering stinkhoop that makes a horn like sound while thrusting pressured gas through its portal
Timmy played his toilet trumpet after lunch in 5th period and it stank.
by Hot Dog Goblin May 08, 2022
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jazzy trumpet

The act of giving oral to the rectum or penis in short bursts, much like one giving a jazz solo for a trumpet.
Suzy gave me a jazzy trumpet yesterday and it felt like she was trying to spit in my urethra.
by jimmies be rustled April 26, 2014
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TrumPet

A rank-and-file supporter of Donald Trump.
I can't believe my favorite uncle has become a TrumPet.
by Texano November 10, 2019
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