Not usually deemed to be one until after the fiasco of a wedding, the
Troll Bride makes a series of mistakes & poor decisions out of pure stubbornness, uneducated guesses, & deceit that antagonize the groom & everyone else involved.
Troll brides are guilty of some if not all of the following:
*Got the groom to propose after falsely claiming to be pregnant.
*Rejected initial engagement ring & demanded a prettier, more expensive one.
*Canceling arrangements at the last moment, after whatever was ordered has already been paid for.
*Making sure the bridesmaids are dressed as frumpy as possible so no one
will pay attention to them.
*Postponing the wedding because the groom broke tradition by seeing her before the ceremony.
*Making the groom or his
parents pay for everything.
*Interfering with the caterers & decorators by lording over every thing they do, like she knew their job better than they did.
*Saying "I do not" after begin asked "do you take this man."
*Postponing the wedding several times, especially for petty reasons.
*Telling the groom his
best friend can'
t be his best man because she hates him.
*Complaining about the wedding gifts while the givers are withing earshot.
*Making the baker redo the
cake.
*Acting like a spoiled
diva drama
queen.
Are you really going to marry your
troll bride of a girlfriend after she ran out on the last guy she was engaged to?
She ended up being a
troll bride; she lied about being pregnant & he's stuck with her because divorce is expensive.
What a
troll bride; there's no part of the ceremony or after party where she didn't make an embarrassing ass out of herself.
