tip toucher

a man who touches the tip of his penis to the tip of another man's penis.

Jake and Aaron are totally gay together. they're such tip touchers

by D-Block48 March 25, 2008

Creepy-touch

Any situation, where there is an a sense of extreme awkwardness (mostly from some form of physical contact), resulting in a state of situational euphoria.

Jane was in a club with some friends--John came from behind and creepy touched Jane. . . John and Jane fell in love and made many many babies. . . Thank goodness for creepy-touch!

by Rain Frog May 18, 2009

Inappropriate Touching Tuesday

Every Tuesday, it is acceptable to touch others inappropriately while in the work place or at school.

I can't wait for Inappropriate Touching Tuesday, it's my favorite day of the week!

by *?*47 April 15, 2011

Touche squeeze

When u grabbed a women's ass and yell it out before u do it

by El_burro March 23, 2003

Toucher De Weiner

A person who touches male genitals

I hear that you are a Toucher De Weiner

by Chris February 20, 2005

Meat Toucher

Funnier than Kafka-esque.

You should make the sign read, no meat touching ma'am!

by NotRD March 3, 2004

Touch my penis

Go on, touch it. It won't bite.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003