When a girl is so hot that if she were taking a poop in your bedroom bathroom and yelled out that there was no toilet paper, would you say, "that's OK baby, come back to bed anyway"
Off the toilet Hot.
OTT for short
Off the toilet Hot.
OTT for short
by dnasty tampa January 11, 2013

by toilet wand February 3, 2022

Drunk girl-"I really have to pee. Can you take me to the bathroom?"
Guy-"Sure thing, babe."
*takes her to bathroom, gets her on the toilet, starts giving her a French Toilet.*
Guy-"Sure thing, babe."
*takes her to bathroom, gets her on the toilet, starts giving her a French Toilet.*
by Tamantha2345 October 9, 2010

Upon dropping stinky logsinto the porcelain pit,in retaliation,the toilet graces your butt cheeks with toilet water. Often occurs when turds are cut well before submerging.
I flippin' hate toilet's revenge! The water causes the toilet paper to thin out and it's just down right cold!
by nero11 February 27, 2008

The toilet method is where you consume a powder by first filling your mouth up with water, then putting the powder on top, and then swallowing. This way, the powder doesn't get stuck in your mouth, it just goes down the hatch without you tasting it.
by The Dictionary Beast May 3, 2023

During intercourse in the bathroom, the toilet seat is lifted up and the girl's head is placed in the toilet seat's hole. The toilet seat is then lowered onto the girl's neck like a necklace.
I was taking a hot dump when my girlfriend came in the bathroom. she was looking really sexy so we started fucking. Things got really hot and I ended doing the toilet garb on her with my fresh dump still in the toilet.
by K.R. Prown February 8, 2010

Dude, Jeff has been in the bathroom for like 15 minutes what is he doing? Either he's whacking it or he has toilet amnesia.
by vivarlotto January 7, 2009
