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Safety-net sub

After scanning the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the confused mind generally opts for friendlier territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).
Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my Safety-net sub .
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.
by Paterico December 14, 2008
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Sub simp

A person who is submissive to their partner in their daily life, but also simps to the fullest to keep their partner around and happy by any means necessary.
Look at that boy! He’s definitely a sub simp for that girl! Always doing the most!
by Onecontreraz July 20, 2022
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sub woofer

term for someone who eats sandwiches really fast
"i saw a bunch of sub woofers at the stork club last night. Boy! they can eat fast."

"sub woofer? like those girls at the sandwich shop?"
by alltalky February 4, 2025
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Fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day

On July 24th it is customary to bed a sub ass bratty little shit. This means dicking down a submissive and intentionally annoying individual who uses teasing to irritate you but is not dominant to any degree.
Individual:*reading calendar* "it's july 24th, must be fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day!"
Sub Ass Bratty Little Shit: "isn't that every day~?"
Individual: "Fuck you"
by kirbonthecob1 July 19, 2024
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Sub-Trailer Trash

When you're not even good enough to be trailer trash, but you still desperately try.

You probably live in a subway car, much the same way as trailer park trash lives in a trailer. Except, you have literally no class.
Bob is Cletus' sub-trailer trash neighbor. Rumor has it, he eats, sleeps, and cooks in his bathroom, which is a hole in the floor of the subway car he lives in. May or may not also be a methhead.
by President Evil 2045 June 2, 2019
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Sub-object Override

A Sub-Object Override is a phenomenon where an object/sub-object has been overidden by either a null state, or a corrupted state. This usually occurs on death, or when an entity is derealized.
Bob: ...
Alexandra: Ah, good... I don't need to hear him babbling on about this... hyperoverride... object... quantum... thing!
John: Oh! You must be talking about Sub-Object Override!
Alexandra: Arghh!! Not you!!
John: Bob had his brain overidden into a null state, meaning he currently has no brain and is dead.

Alexandra: What...?
Kyle: And his face is indigo because Object Localization failed to occur, because he has no brain, meaning there is nothing to convert into an atom.
John: That's right!
Alexandra: I have a head-ache...
by olek0 January 25, 2023
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Tony 2-5 Sub

When an incredibly insecure Haagster claims to be the DOM after the one true DOM, Liam (the hotdog stand), instructs the Haagster to believe he himself as a DOM, obeying the Liam Dom’s instruction, therefore the Haagster becomes the Tony 2-5 SUB.
Liam (The Hotdog Stand): Haagster, I want you to believe that you are a DOM!

Haagster (The SUB): I’m the DOM! I was born in the DOMinican republic and I own a DOMinos!

Liam (The Hotdog Stand): That’s a good Tony 2-5 Sub.
by I’m A Hotdog Stand November 4, 2022
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